primarscources (primarscources) wrote,

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"when narcotics are used for a long time or in large doses, they carbuncle"

last time i checked, "carbuncle" wasn't a verb. i suppose you could get a carbuncle after injecting heroin for a long time, but generally, it's not the narcotics that carbuncle, it's your skin. the body of the message was advertising Viagra, Cialis, Valium, and Ambien, and also had large quantities of nonsensical text written in a Charles Dickens style:

"now, but hell be a master-man some day, as sure as I sit in this chair. Mester Burge is in the right ont towith proletarian literature, music, drama, and entertainment generally. Here were produced rubbishy newspapersdoor than Lisbeth became uneasy at the thought that she had vexed him."

if anyone recognizes where this rubbish is from, let me know.

another spam email had the title:


it's a blizzard of drugs! run for cover! there will be cocaine snow, dirty syringes flying through the air, and a deadly vortex of liquid cough suppressant!
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